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Jock's Moth Jokes!

Jock o' Bennachie

Jock Says:

One day a man asks his caterpillar if he wants to go on a walk.

The caterpillar doesn't answer. So he asks again, "Hey caterpillar do you want to go on a walk?"

Still no answer from the caterpillar. So the man asks a little louder, "HEY caterpillar! Do you want to go on a walk?" The caterpillar still says nothing. So the man yells "HEY CATERPILLAR, DO YOU WANT TO GO ON A WALK?"

The caterpillar looked up at the man and replied,

"I heard you the first time. I was putting on my shoes."

Jock o' Bennachie

Jock Says:

What is a caterpillar scared of? A dogarpillar!

What does a caterpillar do on New Year’s Day? He turns over a new leaf!

What’s the biggest moth in the world! A mammoth!

What do insects learn in school? Mothematics!

Why was the moth so unpopular? He kept picking holes in everything!

How do stones stop moths eating your clothes? Because Rolling Stones gather no moths!

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